# JJO Morning Show Podcast: "I FlufferNutted"

**Johnny & Dee, 94.1 WJJO Madison, Thu Oct 8, 2026**. Source: https://omny.fm/shows/jjomorningshowreplay/i-fluffernutted

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[00:00] Whereas we'rerophe.  
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[00:09] It is national fluffer  
[00:10] nutter day.  
[00:11] I don't even know what the  
[00:12] hell fluffer nutter is.  
[00:14] I don't either.  
[00:15] Uh that is sexual.  
[00:17] It's peanut butter and marshmallow  
[00:19] cream sandwich.  
[00:20] It was a Recommit usually.  
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[00:38] white bread.  
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[00:46] Uh play is national  
[00:47] fluffer nutters.  
[00:49] Okay.  
[00:49] Give me all your fluffer nutters.  
[00:51] Fluffer nutters.  
[00:52] Fluffer nutters.  
[00:54] That sounds nasty.  
[00:55] What is it?  
[00:55] Marshmallow cream.  
[00:57] It's delicious.  
[00:58] Itoples.  
[00:59] It's delicious.  
[01:00] It's delicious.  
[01:00] As long as I got a cup of coffee || I'll try  
[01:03] anything once.  
[01:04] Let's start thelevision.  
[01:06] Sounds messy.  
[01:09] Um on on white bread not toasted.  
[01:15] That sounds very mushy.  
[01:17] This one looks delicious.  
[01:18] It's toasted and has some garnish.olitan.  
[01:22] That one doesn't look too bad.  
[01:23] It's a little peanut butter.  
[01:25] And marshmallow cream.  
[01:27] I've never had a combination.  
[01:29] Yeah.  
[01:30] See in Ohio we call that is it jet puff?  
[01:35] Yeah.  
[01:36] Okay. Converted.  
[01:37] It's what you threw me off there.  
[01:39] Lie where did the term fluffer nutter come from?  
[01:42] The advertising agency for Durky mower created in 1960 and an attempt to effectively market  
[01:49] the peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich.  
[01:52] In 1917 Archibald query of Somerville,alien Massachusetts invented a sweet marshmallow  
[01:58] like spread card called cardfortunately creamIFA.  
[02:03] Before that in 1913 during world world war one Emma and armarettes Curtis of Melrose Mass  
[02:09] and vented snowflake marshmallowverage cream-  
[02:13] published aascus for a peanut butter and marshmallow cream sandwich that's the earliest  
[02:18] example of a runner 1913 query sold his recipe forossier cream to Durky mower in 1920 who  
[02:28] renamed it marshmallowhttps over a hundred years later they continue to sell it under that name.  
[02:34] Beyond the history of fluffer nutter the culinary side of this remarkable combo of sweet nutty  
[02:40] is interesting.  
[02:42] I'm a peanut butter between it see this has toasted breaditual that's what chefs say  
[02:48] to do probably I'm assuming because of the consistency you know I'm saying because if  
[02:54] you just do white breaded so it's just so mushy now fluffer nutter and bananas that's  
[03:07] what I'm saying.  
[03:08] Well Iibling elvis had fluffer nutter on his on his fried peanut butter and an an anEconomian  
[03:13] it is.  
[03:14] Well fluffer nutter is just adding that would be if he had the marshmallow.  
[03:17] Yeah yeah狀 yeah I read the sandwich that killed elvis it was a ton of peanut butter a  
[03:24] ton of bananas but he's bacon and honey I think on his oh my and then you had to fry  
[03:33] it up and then it's just so bitter and honeyァ is a great combination.  
[03:37] Yes yeah now you had to soak it in butter and then you fried it.  
[03:41] This says here he ate him like you know like candy consider replacing the white toast for  
[03:48] a pret Ammunition bun oh okay that's like it feels like that's something you give your  
[03:52] kid as a reward for good grades or something that sandwich I don't know if my my kid eaten  
[03:56] that was all time.  
[03:57] It just sounds we need it out of the jar we spoon it right out of it I can't believe  
[04:03] yeah yeah I never had that I know yeah it's good whipped up marshmallow man why wouldn't  
[04:12] it was like yeah it'sNVIDIA just marshmallows yeah marshmallow but but well probably a lot  
[04:21] of preservatives junk you didn't need yeah dude it's also National Hero Day so you know  
[04:29] military fire fire nurses doctors etc police officers national pierogi day like  
[04:41] pierogies pierogi what's a pier unaffering there are like that Polish dum�� oh yeah I  
[04:47] guess I like that hell yeah you do all right it's a word that means little ears RandomRedditorWithNo they  
[04:53] look like little earsossier lots of pierogi combinations here mashed potato potato and  
[04:58] cheese cabbage sau srfN ground meat mushroom spinach or fruit you ain't gotOTAL twice  
[05:06] Phil have pierogies you son of a bitch with dArray dumpling in other words what you're  
[05:11] talking about someone combined the Elvis sandwich and fluff or another sandwich peanut butter  
[05:15] marshmallow fl :) banana two strips of bacon yeah there you go all on white bread and grilled  
[05:19] like a grilled cheese that does sound kind of good the bacon I like in there yep just  
[05:25] because the salt factor you need some salt in there for sure man  
[05:32] go to town hey know about I'll try once I'll try once the marshmallow fl fl  
[05:41] off just kind of really makes me feel weird makes me feel weird it was actually tastier  
[05:52] than a marshmallow it just was for whatever reason like icing it was like marshmallow  
[05:57] icing I don't know like I said it's probably full of all kinds of 10 different things  
[06:00] that wasn't good for you why not I am it was fantastic just melted in your mouth it was  
[06:05] great I don't even know why mom I don't even know what she used it on I guess we just it  
[06:11] was just for us I'm gonna get a jar of it and we can smear it on each other on theCategory  
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[06:36] woman in Indiana named Lorraine Wilkerson was popped for DUI after she was caught doing  
[06:40] donuts on the front lawn of a courthouse yeah in the middle of afternoon on a monday 67  
[06:50] year old woman making great life choices dropped the line pretty bad it was allaucus  
[06:55] surveillance video because it's the lawnzyme of a courthouse the police shared the footage  
[07:00] with the caption if you've had aック a few too many margutory does with Celtener please  
[07:03] don't get behind the wheel and definitely don't do donuts on the courthouse lawn it wasn't  
[07:08] ORIGcuporary even dinnerwcs would have been lunch in addition to Tue Lorraine is reportedly  
[07:13] facing numerous other charges I'm sure she probably wasn't very nice to the police after  
[07:17] sheChel was arrested 67 lady get it together yeah like she was in an old older car she  
[07:51] was actually really  
[07:54] pretty good yeah I sawipeg yesterday she got some moves she does, she subparagraph does I can't tell  
[08:04] what that car is  
[08:05] it's not the first time she's whipped a donut  
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[09:43] get")) up with Johnny and Dnegie my tough stance, I'm immigration Taco Tuesday will be changed  
[09:51] to pizza Thursday hey happy pizza pethers day this is kind of a crazy story 21 year old  
[11:38] st. Louis manReleased spent three grand and other people's money at his local pizza joint  
[11:43] it's place called Luo's──── pizza and the last three months St. dormant Metro Police  
[11:50] department arrested Trent Kiles on Monday and charges of stealing use of credit card  
[11:56] probable cost and says that between July and September Kyle's  
[12:02] credit card numbers the pizzery has about a mile and a half away from  
[12:10] Kyle's apartment the pione spree led to three grand and square beyond compare charges  
[12:17] to be disputed meaning that the emos location listed as the victim in court filings had  
[12:21] to eat the cost of the product loss thatド yeah man he says some badass pizza Chandler fixme  
[12:30] oh poor emos the emos owner reported the pattern of disputed charges to police the owner  
[12:37] }; had previously made deliveries totion  
[12:38] Kyle's apartment and identified him in the photo lineup please search of his residence  
[12:43] turned up pair of ID's one for a Utah man named Belichick Marvin and another disclrian  
[12:48] named j SYSTEM三 neither of whom lived in the apartment or initionally  
[12:54] you know they ought to do an ad campaign and then go pizza so good just ask Kyle you know  
[13:01] you'd have Kyle standing with a water cache right you know pizza  
[13:05] both the charges against Kyle's or felonies according to policeェ the pattern of bogus  
[13:15] pizza orders begin in July 20th and last through September 8th so he was dropping more than  
[13:20] 60 bucks a day on other people's money how much cheese what does that much cheese duty  
[14:27] lots of em———————————————— andUSER and I don't know if I could and I mean it's the same  
[14:41] ubuntu that's the  
[14:42] right right so you're eating limitedndum maybe you got the crazy bread and some spaghetti  
[14:50] or something and see I had pizza for lunch maybe I had spaghetti for dinner right is  
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[15:01] illery. God even pundit, maybe I'll have the calzone for midnight snack. Oh, thanks.  
[15:28] Whatever. Um, how many pizzas? I think once a week. Once a week. Yeah. And it's not just one slice. You got to eat the whole pizza. Yeah, I wonder. I wonder if he had kids. I wonder if that was a family. What have you had like nine kids running around? That it makes sense.  
[15:48] Then I guess I guess it could. How old? He's 21 years old. If he has nine kids, that's a lot. I mean, I'm not putting it past in his body. You can. Ieligible.  
[16:18] For a woman probably couldn't have nine kids at that age strutConnector you can drop by as  
[16:28] two big felonies against you. NoPhoenix. And you probably could have got away with a装 pizza here and thereOSED but you'd be doing itPHOTOS three grand in pizza July 8th through September 20th or July 20th through September 8th, whatever the hell it was. Anyway, Jesus cry. I don't want to generalize but doesn't it feel like  
[16:58] I wouldPOST. I would love to know the exposureFINEST or how they uh. What that what that's like when somebody gets a credit card stolen and how my card ends up at a crab shack in Boston. I would love to know how that works.�� Because I have no idea what black market is out there for stolen credit card. And is it a small group of people or do you have to have some kind ofribune or or do  
[17:34] you know, are you in a club to access stolen credit cards? Because the two times that happened to me, oneBILITIES was in Boston and one was at the checky cheese on uh uh over here in the West side. Yeah. Like company car. She goes, are you in a checky cheese right now? I'm like, no, it's a very dangerous place. I don't go to check. Yeah, I need add villain earplugs. I don't go to checky cheese.  
[17:59] So letVG here like a record of the month club. You get one simultane credit card a month. Um, so when you bank or shop on public Wi-Fi networks, hackers use key logging software to capture everything you type, including your name, debit card account number and pin. Um, or else phishing. I'll be wearing a message to soliciting your account information. Skimming identity thieves can retrieve account data from your cards magnetic strip. Uh, using a device called  
[18:29] the skimmer, which they can stash in ATMs and store card readers. Then they use  
[18:54] access the stolen card. Do you do? Does the person using it even know it's stolen? What the dude at the crab shack knows it's stolen in Boston? Yeah. Okay. Now they're using a stolen card. Okay. They wouldn't think it's their card. How would they? Why would they think it's their card? I don't know. I maybe they want somewhere and bought it from some scumbag. I don't know. I don't know if you would. And then you give it to your friend. So you make a card. Or they make the card or somebody makes the card. I'm just sayingPercent how do you get it?  
[19:24] How does thezinski get it? Does the, does the thief just give it to you? Cause your buddies��important. Well, it's, it's a, well, they probably,  
[19:31] they probably, they probably, the car and probably picked. Yeah. All right. And a great discount. Well, yeah. I mean,  
[19:43] I mean, I647. They sell the information. Okay. Fair enough. They're like here, here's, here's 50 debit card numbers.  
[19:53] 25 of them might work. And people pay whatever X amount of money for them.  
[19:59] God danglivion. How widespread is that? It��bill Xuanz millions, isn't it? It's got to be billions of dollars. Yeah.  
[20:07] Yeah. Sure. Hmm. All right. I think we'll be able to do that better. Stop writing checks number one, right? Get in your accounts. Cause they can get in your savings.  
[20:41] No, they got into mine. I don't showcthree months ago. Well, I don't know how many people areLoader even writing. I'm the second  
[20:49] 10 years. And don't forgetvironment asDeclan pizza month.  
[20:54] All right, fair enough. People will tax. What a complete waste. We're killing it online. If you guys check the comments of cyberspace.  
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[21:20] You can fly from London to Cairo. You can run a marathon, I suppose. But couldStage Plank for that long? Oh, no, don't leave it. That'sirect. caut That's that's that Wemictionary. Don't don't look at me. When you say that, I have no interest. That's the least thing. That's what 61 year old mother of five. Ask me what the least thing I want to do in my life is. Go ahead. What's Nau. The thing in that you want to do the least plan.  
[21:50] Well, 61 year old mother of five and grandma of 12 Donna Jean Wild. Plank for five. Fing hours.  
[21:58] And saying these people are insane. The former teacher broke her own 2024 world record of four hours, 30 minutes and 11 seconds. Setting a remarkable new mark of five hours.  
[22:12] But just staring at her for five hours. Donna Jean.  
[22:15] Dot Jean DJ from Canada proof that it is never too late to build strength. SheTextColor the Plank  
[22:23] or realize she had a talent for it untilUSER 13. Oh, so the your physically gifted. When  
[22:31] the exercise went viral and her children challenged one another to see you Cthol to the longest.  
[22:36] At that time, she'd recently broken her arm and wasn't able to run while wearing a bulky  
[22:41] cast. I couldn't run. I could hardly walk down Cosponsors the road with a sling, but I could  
[22:46] Plank you son of a bitch. It was such a pivotal moment for me that day. It just changed my  
[22:52] life. Her enthusiasm for the exercise only grew from there…." During the pandemic, Donna  
[22:58] Jean said her children became curious to see just how long she could hold the position.  
[23:03] The answer two hours. That's when she began taking the challenge more seriously, setting  
[23:08] her sights on a world record. She started structured training in 2023. Her program included.  
[23:15] Included pushups, weightlifting, running and plenty of Planking. My toes and elbows hurt.  
[23:20] Just listening to you blab about Planking. I hate Planking. I don't even like hearing  
[23:25] about it. Probably the gout. It's making you hurt over there. And a separate Instagram post  
[23:30] about the importance of upper body strength for healthy aging, Donna Jean revealed she planks,™  
[23:35] performs hundreds of pushups every day, and has recently added deadhangs to her routine.  
[23:40] Legend has it she can't unplank the position. She's just stuck. For someone like me who has  
[23:45] chronic pain and numbness in my hands, my grip strength has improved drastically. Go, DonnaAGES.WINDOWS  
[23:51] Remarkably Planking isn't her only world record achievement. This bitch. In 2024, Donna  
[23:57] Jean also broke the world record for the most pushups completed in 60 minutes. You want  
[24:02] to take a guess? Oh  
[24:23] pretty good. Now that record has since been surpassed, but Donna Jean and her current  
[24:28] form, I bet you she can do it again. Come on,chnology, I believe.uable. I wonder what  
[24:33] her back. I wonder if her back is so back a muscle specific that she, you know, doesn't  
[24:41] have. I wonder if she Notwithstanding, like she can't walk for three days. I don't think so.  
[24:47] If you're doing it properly. Is she doing it properly? Yeah. Good. I just read that whole  
[24:56] story and you that's what you got out of it was that she's probably------------olitan improperly  
[25:01] and her back is going to hurt. You don't think your back hurts after a fiveDepending?  
[25:07] The fact that she just started doing him and she could dowegian for two hours when she  
[25:10] first started. Well, why didn't she do overwhel? Ten..... hours then probably because her back  
[25:16] Reporting. Some's got to the start breaking down. Probably your mind from the boredom. Probably.  
[25:23] I'll tell you what I do when I die. If you don't, if you unless you give me a Viking funeral,  
[25:29] light me on fire. I want you to position my body after rigor mortis sets in into a plank unanim.  
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[27:59] that an earthquake (); that's four pounds of pumpkin. You dumbass. Six hours a day. That's  
[28:06] not hanging out with his pumpkin. I love weirdos. I love weirdos. You know, Ian's a littleforestation.  
[28:12] Weirdos are my favorite. unveying it on. You know, he's weird. All right. The Idaho  
[28:16] Potato Commission teamed upAustralaUpdated to cook up serving of 1474 pounds of fresh  
[28:23] cut French fries and break against world record. Wait, wait, how many? How much. That sounds  
[28:27] pretty good. 1474 pounds. That's a lot of potatoes. It took place Friday at Boise Potato  
[28:34] Days where a team of 50 spud chefs transformed 1700 pounds of Idaho potatoes into 1475 pounds  
[28:43] of fries using six fryers. If you're going to hold the world record for the largest serving  
[28:48] of French friesSpaceEngineers we think it belongs in Idaho. Oh, that's true. But Wisconsin grows  
[28:53] a lot of potatoes to PayPal.levision. We've also known Idaho potatoes to make the best  
[28:58] fries. So it was time to bring this title home and celebrate the growersBang industry that  
[29:02] put Idaho potatoes on the map. Let's see what states grow the most potatoes. Oh, all right.  
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[30:33] I'm born in Ohio. Wisconsin. You believe you set me up? Washington and Wisconsin.  
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