# JJO Morning Show Podcast: "Drop Out Those Ham Hockers"

**Johnny & Dee, 94.1 WJJO Madison · Tue Oct 13, 2026** · Source: https://omny.fm/shows/jjomorningshowreplay/drop-out-those-ham-hockers

> Auto-transcribed with faster-whisper base.en, so expect garbled words. Each line has a rough [mm:ss] timestamp. Speakers weren't separated automatically. Labels are added only where context makes them clear (Dee = the host saying she's not wearing a bra, reading the stories, and talking about her own bras; Caller = the 6:46 Sex Fix caller). All other lines are Johnny/Dee banter.


## [00:00] National No Bra Day & breast cancer awareness

[00:00] This is the J.J.Oamation Show Podcast with Johnny and D. Listen, rate, subscribe.  
[00:08] Today is October 13th. National No Broad Day. National No Broad Day.  
[00:16] **Dee:** I'm not wearing a bra.  
[00:17] I've created for breast cancer awareness.  
[00:19] **Dee:** I'm not wearing a bra today.  
[00:21] But I see you have a couple of good points too.  
[00:24] **Dee:** And I'm not wearing a bra.  
[00:25] Very good points.  
[00:26] You got good points.  
[00:27] **Dee:** But you tell I'm not wearing a bra?  
[00:28] Yes, you have a good point.  
[00:30] It's show time.  
[00:31] Play a walk in.  
[00:39] National No Broad Day.  
[00:41] Can I feel those boobs?  
[00:42] Oh yeah, you betcha.  
[00:45] Breast cancer awareness stuff, you know.  
[00:47] Ah.  
[00:48] Yes.  
[00:49] Makes sense.  
[00:49] I'm sure you were hoping it was formsg else.  
[00:54] But I suppose you could make it your own.  
[00:57] Your own day for your own reason.  
[01:01] Nancy Brinker, the founder of Susan G  
[01:24] can be traced back, two days in history.  
[01:27] July 9, 2011 in October 19, 2011.  
[01:32] The letter was founded in Toronto,1016, where it was originally titled  
[01:36] Broad Day by Dr. Mitchell Brown.  
[01:40] Breast reconstruction and event of learning and sharing day.  
[01:44] That was celebrated to raise awareness for women who undergo mastectomy  
[01:47] and encourage self-ex and  
[02:05] ��.  
[02:06] Let's see, hello timeline here.  
[02:12] 1600 BC, the first case of any cancer was mentioned in Egypt  
[02:18] on the Edwin Smith papyrus, the pyrus.  
[02:23] That's what it is, described eight different cases of growth  
[02:26] and also was found within the breast.  
[02:27] 1600 BC.  
[02:28] No, my.  
[02:29] That's crazy.  
[02:30] That is crazy.  
[02:32] Would never guess that.  
[02:33] I never knew that.  
[02:34] I don't know why.  
[02:35] It's like they didn't used to have tornadoes either.  
[02:38] I guess they did.  
[02:39] Um, 1882, the first radical mastectomy.rities.  
[02:44] Wow.resents.  
[02:46] No kidding.  
[02:47] Performed by American surgeon William Halsted.  
[02:50] 1985 Breast Cancer Awareness Week launches.  
[02:54] 1991 was the pink ribbon-ribbon symbol. behaviovery. 裏覚醒.  
[03:00] Wild.  
[03:02] Isn't it painful for you?  
[03:06] Wild.  
[03:06] It's been that long.  
[03:07] What's that?  
[03:07] Does it count if you don't wear a bra and don't go into a quick trip?  
[03:11] **Dee:** I mean, are you supposed to validate it somehow that you're not wearing a bra?  
[03:17] I don't think you have to validate it.  
[03:19] You got a bra?  
[03:22] Yeah.  
[03:22] Well, how about that?  
[03:23] How about that?  
[03:27] There's different ways here.  
[03:30] You're supposed to observe National Novraday  
[03:33] by learning how to perform a breast self, examination.  
[03:35] 40% of diagnosed breast cancers are detected by women who feel a lump.  
[03:39] So there's a bunch of helpful infographics on the internet about self-examination.  
[03:45] I am just sorry.  
[03:45] I cannot talk about a breast exam.  
[03:48] Without thinking about that scene from off a space.  
[03:53] Chant Oi, she's giving herself a breast exam anyway.  
[03:58] So, or you can consult your physician.  
[04:00] I'm sure there's probably even videos teaching you how to do it.  
[04:04] But, if you feel a lump or notice any irregularities, you should send a little message under my chart.  
[04:11] Just pay down the socials.  
[04:12] Share your support for your lawless, brawless comrade.  
[04:17] Documenting your experience on the socials.  
[04:19] Connecting with others who are also observing this holiday.  
[04:22] Lead to helpful conversations, tips on great cancer charities, or even new friendships.  
[04:26] Of course, we do the boob tube every year here.  
[04:30] So maybe you want to share your boob tube memories.  
[04:32] I don't know.  

## [04:33] Bra economics: gym bra vs. going-out bra

[04:33] You can also use this data by a new bra  
[04:40] My girl.################################  
[04:41] About 45 to 50, depending.  
[04:44] And that's just for like a plane, like I have just like a nude one on today.  
[04:48] It's nothing exciting.  
[04:49] Do they make a bra like contact lenses like you can just wear it for a week and throw it away or anything?  
[04:57] I970  
[04:58] I don't know.  
[05:27] Really?  
[05:28] Yeah.  
[05:30] **Dee:** What's the occasion?  
[05:31] **Dee:** Like the first one was my gym bra.  
[05:35] **Dee:** And then I have on my regular person bra.  
[05:39] **Dee:** Because your gym,  
[05:40] **Dee:** youiculty unit boob.  
[05:42] **Dee:** You don't want to be walking around like you got one big tit all day.  
[05:45] **Dee:** I work with one big tit.  
[05:47] **Dee:** So that is for jumping jacks or something.  
[05:50] **Dee:** Yeah, you know.  
[05:51] **Dee:** So you're not flopping around everywhere.  
[05:53] **Dee:** Burpee.  
[05:54] **Dee:** Burpees don't want to endendix a black eye, you know.  
[05:56] **Dee:** Fair enough.  
[05:57] **Dee:** And then when I go out to the bar and writing, I have a different bra that, I put on.  
[06:06] **Dee:** Yeah.  
[06:06] **Dee:** That's how that goes..  
[06:08] **Dee:** And then there's a different washing routine for them.  
[06:12] **Dee:** Yeah, it's a pain in the ass.  
[06:14] **Dee:** Yeah, I was goingpportay.  
[06:15] **Dee:** Jesus, it's easier to be a guy.  
[06:17] So add that.  
[06:19] But anyway, go ahead and buy yourself a bra.  
[06:20] Nice.  
[06:22] And then it's October 13th every single year.  
[06:28] Drop off.  

## [06:29] 'Drop out those ham hockers' / Front Row Amy at the Brewers game

[06:29] Drop off.  
[06:29] I'm ham hockers.  
[06:30] .  
[06:30] Speaking of bras.  
[06:32] How about front row Amy last night?  
[06:33] Ladies and gentlemen, Amy, what's her name?  
[06:35] Miller.  
[06:36] That's so weird.  
[06:36] I just have somebody posted.  
[06:39] She is sporting dude.  
[06:40] They were like, what's up with the.  
[06:42] The brewers that have been this lady, I'm sure it was rage bait.  
[06:47] So distracting.  
[06:48] That's the idea.  
[06:49] I don't know.  
[06:50] It's our best weapon.  
[06:50] People are like, oh, that's Amy.  
[06:52] She's here all year long.  
[06:54] It's not just for the.  
[06:55] Yeah, no, she's.  
[06:56] The, the important games.  
[06:57] She's die hard and she doesn't talk to anybody.  
[06:59] I mean, she won't turn around.  
[07:01] She won't say hello.  
[07:02] She doesn't visit with her neighbor in the seat next to her.  
[07:06] And everybody knows not to talk-+  
[07:09] to her is it's very strange.  
[07:10] Yeah, I don't know the whole.  
[07:12] You know, minutia of that situation.  
[07:15] And maybe she's made it very clear that she's a baseball.  
[07:18] Scoring nerd.  
[07:18] Oh, yeah  
[07:20] I need to focus on every pitch every out.  
[07:23] Yeah, good energy.  
[07:25] She keeps meticulous records, doesn't she?  
[07:27] Right.  
[07:28] Right.  
[07:28] I think.  
[07:28] Yeah, meticulous.  
[07:29] I think she's yeah, she'sphabet.  
[07:32] She needs to stay focused.  
[07:33] She doesn't want to miss nothing.  
[07:34] And I don't know if people resent her for the attention she gets.  
[07:40] I don't know, but it seems to be a  
[07:42] it's like she's got a force field around her.  
[07:44] And I don't I don't know what it is.  
[07:46] But god forbid you be attractive and like baseball.  
[07:48] But this is  
[07:51] Wisconsin people are generally friendly.  
[07:53] And it's like there's like a bad mojo there.  
[07:57] I don't know.  
[07:59] I've never seen her high five anybody.  
[08:02] I've never seen her take her hands out of her lap.  
[08:05] It's a little strange.  
[08:07] Yeah, I never see her take a sip of anything.  
[08:11] Well, I genuinely think shemyra for the love of the game.  
[08:16] You know, yeah, I guess she just looks.  
[08:20] I don't say she looks miserable.  
[08:21] She does clap.  
[08:23] But it's she just seems like she I don't know.  
[08:29] She's a germaphobe. I I don't know what it is.  
[08:32] There's something there.  
[08:32] I can't figure it out.  
[08:33] It's weird.  
[08:35] Huh?  
[08:37] You're over there trying to figure it all out.  
[08:39] Well, there's you like Colombo getting loose.  
[08:44] She's not mean.  
[08:45] I mean, she smiles and what because she knows the attention.  
[08:49] She's like, like, she doesn it doesn't want to pop outchnology or something.  
[08:52] I don't know what it is.  
[08:53] Don't jump up and down. She might have a wardrobe.  
[08:56] What?  
[08:58] I've talked to her twice and they are fake and she is old.  
[09:03] No, I've seen her with fans.  
[09:04] I've seen her take a selfie or people's selfies with her.  
[09:06] That's fine.  
[09:07] I just wonder why she doesn  
[09:37] say hi, how's it going?  
[09:38] Raw.  
[09:39] Raw.  
[09:40] Don't want to say boobs.  
[09:42] I said, I said, yeah, I got any more power to you, man.  
[09:46] Geek out.  
[10:08] Are++++ are you are you think it's weird we acknowledge?  
[10:24] , the shirt off.  
[10:26] I mean, I think they're going to get some attention.  
[10:28] I mean,Photos, I mean, come on, man, it's not just her.  
[10:32] You know, itrowth.  
[10:33] If there was a guy in a mesh tank top that was attractive, I'm sure it would get some comment.  
[10:40] Probably.  
[10:41] But she's all ours, man.  
[10:44] It's great.  
[10:48] But I sometimes I wonder what her.  
[10:51] What her why she bothers sometimes.  
[10:56] I don't know, it's it's very.  
[10:58] I've never seen anybody like her.  
[10:59] It's not a mystery.  
[11:00] Well, it is.  
[11:01] It's a little mysterious.  
[11:02] There's already been a whole article and everything about her.  
[11:05] It's a little mysterious.  
[11:06] She just likes to watch the game.  
[11:08] She keeps track of everything.  
[11:10] Yeah, she thinks she's married.  
[11:13] That's all she that's heard that's her very faithful bool loving nerd.  
[11:19] That's all it is where she says on over  
[11:21] over thinking and she has she has boobs.  
[11:26] That's there.  
[11:28] There's the mystery is  
[11:29] so she never wears a jersey.  
[11:30] I don't even know why she doesn't wear a brewer jersey.  
[11:32] Did they not make him low cut enough?  
[11:34] Maybe she.  
[11:34] She doesn't like him.  
[11:35] Maybe she likes her own clothes.  
[11:37] Maybe she doesn't like the fabric they're made out of.  
[11:42] Well, I'm just I feel  
[12:03] and she likes to keep track of everything.  
[12:06] That's her hobby.  
[12:07] Is there a Miss Mrs. Miz?  
[12:10] Mr. Miz?  
[12:11] I don't know.  
[12:12] People will pack.  
[12:14] What a complete waste.  
[12:15] We are killing it online.  
[12:17] Have you guys checked the comments?  
[12:18] Of cyberspace.  
[12:20] Smoke that skin wagon says you guys are killing it.  
[12:23] The J.J.O. Morning Show podcast.  
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## [12:31] 6:46 Sex Fix: caller Amy's wandering mind

[12:31] It's time for the J.J.O. Morning Show 646 fix.  
[12:36] a dirty to me.  
[12:37] Please.  
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[12:52] Got brewers.  
[12:54] Amy, what's going on over there with you?  
[12:56] How's it going?  
[12:57] Hello.  
[12:58] Good morning.  
[12:59] Hey, good morning.  
[13:00] Good morning.  
[13:01] You have a great voice book.  
[13:02] You have a great voice book.  
[13:03] Oh, thank you.  
[13:05] Very mellea.  
[13:06] I was wondering on the scale of like,  
[13:10] beingResidents.  
[13:12] How bad is it?  
[13:14] **Caller (Amy):** If so, I've been married for 10 years.  
[13:17] **Caller (Amy):** And sometimes when I'm having sex with my husband,  
[13:22] **Caller (Amy):** I might think about some other people.  
[13:28] I like your casual presentation.  
[13:30] Like my whole high school year book.  
[13:32] I'm thinking of pretty much,  
[13:34] pretty much page  
[14:04] good.  
[14:05] And we used to have some crazy times.  
[14:09] And yeah, I was thinking about one time that we,  
[14:15] **Caller (Amy):** you know, yeah, did it on a rooftop.  
[14:19] And, and it was really hot.  
[14:20] You know, one minute you're at Woodmans.  
[14:22] One minute you're at Woodmans.  
[14:23] The next minute you're like,  
[14:24] nice wood, man.  
[14:27] So I know that, I mean, I don't know that,  
[14:29] but I've heard that sound.  
[14:30] Leaving a snail trail down the frozen pizza aisle.  
[14:33] And it's a shopping cart.  
[14:36] No, what's a shopping cart making Woodmans.  
[14:38] What's the sound make?  
[14:39] What's the sound make?  
[14:40] Oh, yeah, the click, click, click, click.  
[14:43] It ties.  
[14:44] So much tile dude.  
[14:46] So much tile in Woodman.  
[14:49] All right.  
[14:49] So, so then, okay, so I'll, so all that's fine.  
[14:53] Now We and so what's the problem?  
[14:54] Boyfriend?  
[14:55] All right.  
[14:55] So, well, and then there's, then there's my co-worker.  
[15:00] Oh.  
[15:02] Wait, is it your co-worker  
[15:03] and ex-boyfriend hooking up that you're thinking about?  
[15:05] Or is it each one separately?  
[15:07] Okay.  
[15:08] Separately, you know, the co-' A,  
[15:09] **Caller (Amy):** the co-worker like  
[15:39] having sex with your husband.  
[15:41] Everything's fine.  
[15:42] And you just are fantasizing about these other people  
[15:48] a cationally every time.  
[15:50] How, what's the frequency here?  
[15:52] Lately, it's been about 90imentary.  
[15:57] Okay.  
[15:59] Okay.  
[16:00] Is that normal?  
[16:01] I don't know.  
[16:01] You're, you're, I has your husband.  
[16:04] You're just not as attracted to your husband anymore.  
[16:06] Are you guys just kind of in a rut?  
[16:08] What's going on?  
[16:09] Pry, I don't know I mean sex is still pretty good,  
[16:13] but you know, I'm just mentally just going to these other places.  
[16:16] Yeah.  
[16:17] Kell got and take me away.  
[16:19] I don't think I could get that detached in the moment.  
[16:21] I've got too much crap.  
[16:23] I'm trying to make work.  
[16:25] You know what I'm not?  
[16:26] Women detached though.  
[16:27] - Women detached?  
[16:28] Oh, yeah.  
[16:28] We're all kinds of.  
[16:29] I'm like a pilot inOriginally Airplane.  
[16:38] No?, we are focused on that orgasm train.  
[16:41] They're my level. and then what, you know, all the things going on.  
[16:45] endix.  
[16:45] So, so then, so that so now what what do you what do you do?  
[16:52] Do you tell him or what do you do?  
[16:54] No.  
[16:54] Holy cow.  
[16:55] **Caller (Amy):** No, I don't think I should tell him.  
[16:57] **Caller (Amy):** I mean, I'm not cheating on him.  
[17:00] It's just my thought, you know,  
[17:02] I that's that stuff.  
[17:03] He just got to shut up about, I mean, I just assume my wife fantasizes about other guys  
[17:09] and then just keeps it to herself because she's a nice really, really nice person�� Yeah,  
[17:27] if you're not fantasizing about these people and trying to hook up with these people,  
[17:33] ... it's no harm, no foul.  
[17:35] I don't think it doesn't sound like you're trying to have an affair with these people  
[17:40] or have a desire to have an affair with these people.  
[17:42] Am I correct in that?  
[17:43] Mm-hmm.  
[17:44] **Caller (Amy):** Okay, no, no, I love myinnamon.  
[17:46] Oh, okay.  
[17:47] All right.  
[17:47] Yeah, it's just you're just kind of going through a run in the bedroom right now.  
[18:28] Lonnie Anderson.  
[18:29] I mean, I've got the whole wow thing going on.  
[18:32] What's going on retro retro.  
[18:41] You know, Lonnie Anderson had a giant bush.  
[18:44] You know that.  
[18:45] I do know that.  
[18:46] Yeah, I did not.  
[18:49] No, I don't.  
[18:49] Amy's like.  
[18:52] I don't think I don't think,  
[18:53] guys, honestly, I like have the bandwidth to focus on anything then,  
[18:58] then what they they're trying to get done.  
[19:00] ENDED.  
[19:00] thing.  
[19:04] You never know what"}," is going through somebody's head when they're pumping, dude.  
[19:09] So I think you're fine.  
[19:12] And if you're not thinking about string and this just popped in your head when you're bust  
[19:17] and you're not, girl, it's fine.  
[19:20] Whatever.  
[19:21] It's cool.  
[19:22] Yeah.  
[19:23] Unless you'reovery fixated on somebody like it to gym, you know, that you see every day.  
[19:27] Yeah.  
[19:27] I mean, that takes, that's a whole different level.  
[19:30] That's stalking.  
[19:30] I believe is and it, it's cool.  
[19:32] But anyways, I mean, that takes a lot of work.  
[19:35] I don't know, I don't know, whatever.  
[19:36] Whatever gets you through the night.  
[19:37] All right.  
[19:38] Yeah, I think that's fine.  
[19:40] I think it's fine.  
[19:41] Okay, totally.  
[19:42] Yeah.  
[19:42] And remember, Jesus is always watching.  
[19:45] Oh, good.  
[19:47] I donphy I don't want to ruin it.  
[19:47] But I'm just going to think about Jesus.  
[19:49] Maybe that was straighten out.  
[19:52] Anyways, no-> it's fine.  
[19:55] Yeah.  
[19:58] And there's probably some people out there doing their thing going.  
[20:01] I'd probably be better if she was actually alive.  
[20:04] And you see DRAG, you got all kinds, and it's a different.  
[20:08] Oh, dude, okay.  
[20:09] So you're fine.  
[20:09] You're not even at the weird cadaver part yet.  
[20:12] You're fine.  
[20:13] Not even close.  
[20:14] Thank you.  
[20:14] Wow.  
[20:16] Okay.  
[20:16] I  
[20:21] I'm working with weirdos.  
[20:23] Hey, I'm next talking to you.  
[20:24] Thanks.  
[20:24] Thanks for calling him.  
[20:26] Thanks.  
[20:26] Talk to you later.  

## [20:28] The science of earworms

[20:28] We thought uploading to the cloud was something completely different.  
[20:33] The J.J, J.O.  
[20:34] Morning Show podcast.  
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[20:38] You know what an earworm is?  
[20:40] Okay.  
[20:41] It's that sign that loops in yourCertain over and over again.  
[20:48] Okay, so scientists say that earworms tend to be faster.  
[20:52] A melodically familiar and contain unusual note leaps.  
[20:56] A study comparing 100 frequently reported earworms  
[20:59] with 100 similar songs found that earworms averaged 124arij per minute  
[21:05] versus 116 for non-earworm tracks.  
[21:10] Exposure matters.  
[21:11] Two songs with higher chart positions and recent airplay appeared more often  
[21:15] in earworm reports.  
[21:17] That earworm report.  
[21:19] Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,  
[21:25] of a separate 2023 experiment found repeated listening increased mental interference, but results  
[21:27] varied by song.  
[21:28] A review of the 47 studies found a little overlap in which song stuck between individuals unless  
[21:34] researchers controlled what, what participants heard, researchers note the findings apply mainly  
[21:38] to Western popular music and cannot prove any single single feature causes an earworm.  
[21:43] So they can't really narrow it down, but 124 beats per minute,  
[21:50] higher odds than 116 beats per minute and higher chart position, more airplay,  
[21:56] obviously more exposure is going to do it for you too, which I know, I mean,  
[22:01] like we even experience that here with our songs that we play, you know, they'll get stuck  
[22:07] in your head after a bit and you're like, man, I didn't even like that song at first.  
[22:13] Now I can't stop singing it.  
[22:14] I've been, I've been humming that googoo googoo googSTDOUT  
[22:19] Oh, no.  
[22:20] The googoo doll song  
[22:44] This one in  
[23:35] our  
[24:07] And then it says distract your brain, engage in a challenging task,  
[24:11] listen to a completely different song or go for a brisk walk.  
[24:15] Yeah, a lot of times none of those work.  
[24:17] It just goes,Crime just goes right back to it.  
[24:20] That's weird.  
[24:21] Right back.  
[24:22] One of the musicians deal with earworms on a regular basis, you know,  
[24:28] right stuff they're working on or basing off something off of others,  
[24:32] I don't know, kind of interesting if they dream about music.  
[24:37] The worst is when a song that you hate is stuck in your head.  
[24:40] My God, trying to think of":"/ I hate that would be stuck in my.  
[25:12] I};  
[25:18] The funeral portra was in my head all week.  
[25:20] Yeah, that's true.  
[25:21] Dark thoughts.  
[25:22] I had that hook in my head.  
[25:24] That's fine.  
[25:27] Dark thoughts is the big one.  
[25:29] The bridge gets just hammered in myrowth.  
[25:33] Dude, yep, yep, yep.  
[25:37] I love the science of that earworm though.  
[25:40] Um, so there you go.  
[25:41] I'm a chew more gum.  
[25:44] Sure.  
[25:46] Sounds good.  

## [25:48] Bedbugs on a Qantas Perth–Rome flight

[25:48] Um, and I'll break up bed bugs for us the cancel cancellation-+,  
[25:52] from room to Perth,  
[25:54] delaying some passengers by as much as two days.  
[25:57] I had no idea this is a thing they were going to turn around the plane for.  
[26:01] The drama began when passengers aboard QF5 traveling from Perth to Rome,  
[26:07] October 9th, complained of being bitten by bugs.  
[26:11] On medical advice, they were given antihistamines,  
[26:13] but the plane reportedly ran out.  
[26:15] How many effing bed bugs were on this flight?  
[26:17] I'm kidding.  
[26:17] I got the swarm of crabs.  
[26:22] Um, the returning flight canceled.  
[26:24] The Boeing 787 Dreamliner booked for cleaning passengers.  
[26:27] isms were given in accommodation and re-booked on alternative flights within 48 hours of  
[26:30] their original departure.  
[26:31] So I actionGroup never heard of such a thing,  
[26:33] ing.  
[26:33] Um, we sincerely apologize to customers for the cancellation of Saturday's  
[26:37] Rome to Perth service, which allowed our engineers and maintenance teams to  
[26:41] carry out a deep clean of the aircraft after an issue was identified on a small  
[26:45] number of economy seats.  
[26:47] Uh, the Perth Rome route is a popular nonstop flight that attracts  
[26:51] passengers from the east coast who are willing to pay a premium for the  
[26:54] direct connection between Australia and Italy.  
[26:56] Qantas extended the seasonal flight service, blah, blah, blah, adding 40 extra services.  
[27:01] Uh, bed bugs are  
[27:24] it's not just regular hand washing that or whatever that does that, right?  
[27:29] That gets rid of bed bugs?  
[27:30] No, right.  
[27:31] It has nothing to do with cleanliness.  
[27:32] You got it right, right, exactly.  
[27:34] Bed bug bites are painless.  
[27:35] Some people do not react to the bites, but for others, the bites can become  
[27:39] itchy and swell.  
[27:40] Got a few McGatte who reddened welts.  
[27:42] You got to heat it up.  
[27:43] Heat it up.  
[27:44] Laundry, laundry hot laundry cycles.  
[27:47] Uh, the taty crevices.  
[27:48] Qantas said its aircraft cabins are cleaned regularly,  
[27:52] and to an extremely high standard.  
[27:54] How often does a bed bug.  
[27:58] and to you know, is it sucking blood or just skin germs or something?  
[28:05] I don't know the appetite of the bed bug.  
[28:07] I  
[28:34] why they are they're hibernating.  
[28:37] Oh no, until spray.  
[28:39] Oh no.  
[28:40] You're sleeping.  
[28:42] God dang it.  
[28:43] Um, wow, I wonder.  
[28:45] I'd like to see him.  
[28:46] You'd have to fumigate the plane.  
[28:49] I guess that'd be a pain in the ass.  
[28:53] Um, a deep clean of a plane to get rid of its bed bugs,  
[28:55] bugs, requires fumigation, taking the plane out of service.  
[28:59] Um,  
[29:16] yeah, that's gross.  
[29:19] Okay, let's.  
[29:19] And then you clean fumigate and it takes one person to start the whole cycle over again.  
[29:25] Yeah. I can't believe that didn't have them more often.  
[29:29] Now that talking, talking about it.  
[29:31] I cannot believe, dude, I, the more I learn about bed bugs,  
[29:36] the more I'm like, God, they're just terrible.  
[29:39] Now, now with three bed bugs, a clutus, Deborah crashes.  
[29:47] God, and you can see him too.  

## [29:50] Bedbug survival facts & hotel tips

[29:50] Mm hmm.  
[29:51] Mm hmm.  
[29:52] That guy, they can go 400 days without eating.  
[29:55] Oh, yes.  
[29:57] Son of a bit.  
[29:58] How many do you have to, what's an infestation like a hundred five?  
[30:04] You know, yeah, okay, common hiding places are typically located within six or fewer feet from areas where humans  
[30:10] sleep or rest, including along your mattress seems and 201 covers and wood joints of box springs in cracks  
[30:16] and joints of bed frames behind baseboards and headynasty boards under loose subur paper and behind picture frames.  
[30:22] Inside furniture, appliances, electronics and upholstery, oh my God.  
[30:27] It's the guyphabet the quiet guy in the corner of the airplane, not talking anybody.  
[30:31] Bed bugs are more likely to harbor in or on materials made of wood, paper or fabric as compared to those made of metal or plastic.  
[30:38] All right, occasionally people may pick up bed bugs and theaters or on buses and trains.  
[30:44] They can also bring bed bugs into their home on infested clothing, bedding furniture and luggage.  
[30:51] They can go without feeding for 20 to 400 days depending on temperature and humidity.  
[30:56] Older stages of nymphs can survive longer without feeding than younger ones.  
[31:00] And adults have survived without food for more than 400 days in the laboratory at low temperatures.  
[31:06] Adults may live  
[31:12] up to one year or more, and there can be up to four successive generations per year.  
[31:14] Geez, yeah, we got them in Lake Geneva at the hotel down there.  
[31:21] We do a, you know, we're not, we're not thorough probably enough, but we do covers often.  
[31:27] Look, well, yeah, when I mean, listen to how thorough you had to be.  
[31:32] Are you really going to now look in the wood joints?  
[31:35] The box springs and the.  
[31:37] The cracks and joints of the.  
[32:07] Comes close to having to, you know, some kind of daily cleaning routine that you would ever get  
[32:14] rid of bed. Oh my God, it's terrible. Oh man. And then people go, oh, well, the answer is we're  
[32:21] just never going to go there again. Screw it. Yeah. So nasty. Okay,v you travel frequently,  
[32:30] look for signs of bed bugs in your hotel room by checking behind headboards or on your sheets,  
[32:33] inspecting mattress seems sure, especially that you've been bitten.  
[32:38] If you suspect bed bugs are present, change rooms or hotels.  
[32:42] Sitting here itching. I know, dude, I know. As soon as you get home, wash and dry,  
[32:48] all, all your clothes at the hottest settings at the fabric will permit.  
[32:51] Russant travelers may want us to our luggage away from the bedroom,  
[32:54] such as in the garage or a hall closet. Hi, this is my emotional support bed bug.  
[32:59] He'll be traveling with me on my.  
[33:01] In my shoe. Okay, if you remove infested mattresses or furniture from your home,  
[33:07] !! Don't leave them on the curb or porch. Take such items immediately to the  
[33:16] the dump or clearly mark them as infested by bed bugs. So others don  
[33:23] , don't bring627 the items into their homes. Great look and love seat. Oh, no.  
[33:30] Yeah, and then you think, well, you know, something like Qantas or a higher end hotel would help  
[33:35] your odds. Yeah, not really. Oh my lord. You know, I can just assume that, but you know,  
[33:44] you know, we stayed at a place only in Geneva that was kid friendly. They had a pool  
[33:50] and it was a double queen bedroom. So, you know, it was probably a family in there,  
[33:53] whatever, but yeah, people are nasty, man. It doesn't matter. Well, I know. It doesn't matter.  
[33:59] I know it. Oh, okay, I need to. Stop reading about bed bugs. Right.  
[34:08] Freak myself. Roller. it  

## [34:29] Poor People Problems: cheap trick-or-treat

[34:29] up with Johnny and D, JJO. So, you don't have a pot to put in or a window to throw it out.  
[34:37] Then listen up. It's time for Beotch's whole people, people problems.  
[34:43] Mm-hmm. Well, you know, it is. People depicted in this broadcast are actually poor.  
[34:49] Some results may vary. Some some times we're poor than other times.  
[34:55] It all depends. Okay. Trick or treating? Ah  
[35:27] they won't even notice that you're cheap. You know what I'm saying? Okay, so the  
[35:49] candy bowl. But also in there, we're adding things that are much more accessible for poor  
[35:57] people like us. So, we're going to go to the dollar store. We're going to go to Dollar Tree,  
[36:02] in fact. And they have all kinds of things in there that are made in China and it's not going  
[36:07] to be your problem because it's not your kid ingesting it. So, they have like those little toys  
[36:14] and stuff. You can get them in like little handy dandy bags that they come in like they  
[36:19] get the little vampire teeth. They got the little knocker balls that wave around and they make  
[36:26] noises like little noise clackers, you  
[36:29] know. They have like the little minigames, the little Halloween thing, minigames. They have a  
[36:32] little ball in it, little maze thing. All those things, super cheap. And they're also good for  
[36:44] that. They have texture issues with whatever candy you may have. So,, it's nice to have stuff  
[36:48] in there anyway of that ilk. To have options. That's on pencils, Halloween thing, pencils,  
[36:55] stuff like that. You can make your own decorations. How about that? You can do personal. We're not  
[37:00] talking decorations right now. Wow. It's trying to help. Those last last poor people problem.  
[37:07] I'll be able to draw on a Halloween for candy. Candy stuff. Candy stuff. Candy stuff and what to  
[37:11] have in your bowl. Put on my door. Okay,  
[37:41] price out real cheap. The goal that they were setting on the Frugal website I waspsey was on's on  
[37:47] was saying like, don't you dare, don't you  
[38:02] you dare spend unusable than 12 cents a piece. Oh, wow. That's what they had a budget it has. Or they  
[38:09] so. But if you add in those other things, then it's also easier to, you know. I think the little  
[38:16] kids also like having extra options. And it just bulks up your candy bowl to, you know,  
[38:21] I'm gonna dress up like a doctor and how to pump and seeds and talk about the kids bad  
[38:25] cholesterol. Oh, every kid gets a full of seeds. Okay.Wed talk about your hard health there,609  
[38:34] little bastard. I'm going to go on here. bankrupto box of chips. Yes, that'sutable idea. That is a  
[38:41] good idea. The little box of, well, it's a big box of little chips. It's little bags of  
[38:46] that's a great idea to have on hand too. And that's also something that's a good option for  
[39:16] , you know, to run into the red. That's all have fun here and you can do it on the  
[39:19] cheap. You could help by handing each child that one item of your choice, like one tootsie roll. Yeah.  
[39:27] And then, and then they're going to egg your house because you're cheap. Yeah, exactly.  
[39:31] You know, slasher tires and all that stuff. Egg your house.  
[39:36] Sex as my wife offers caramel apple sangria to the adults. Oh, wow. Boos them up. Wow.  
[39:46] That's a rich neighborhood. Yeah, dude. Okay. Um, Jess, Tamoo in Amazon. I hand out reusable  
[39:56] cups and fill them with goodies. Snap, bracelets, glow sticks, pencil, tattoos, ticker, sticky hands,  
[40:01] fidget spinner. Oh, yeah. Oh, those are super cute. Too bad you 167  
[40:11] old candy. Yeah, like old baseball, you know, you know, anyway, I suppose that's an option.  
[40:18] Just some idea. If you, you know, yeah, I know people just live off garage sales. They don't to  
[40:23] even go close shopping. Yeah, I mean, I guess you could go to all the 4th of July parade. Yeah,  
[40:28] save your candy. Take a take a shovel, man. And then hand that out at Halloween. People  
[40:33] be like, why does my candy have stars and stripes on it? And you're like, mind your own business.  
[40:39] You know, as he asks, kid, you want to spend the rest of the night in my basement?  
[40:44] Eat your candy. Shut up. I'm like*. I'm never going to that house again.  
[40:50] Yeah, you know, I like to say in Korea, that sounds like something what's her name would do.  
[40:59] Yeah, Trixie. Trixie. I exactly. That's cool, man. I like that. That's a great idea. Have a  
[41:05] little say a little Dixie cup with a little ghost on him. That's pretty. Oh my God. Jessica gets 300  
[41:11] kids to her house. That's crazy. She's very very popular. She's she's making up for something.  
[41:19] I don't know. It's probably where they live. It's probably their location. Yeah, yeah,  
[41:24] that's pretty busy where we're at. We don don't get a lot because we're at towards the end of town and  
[41:29] where it's they go to the richer neighborhood in the in the HOA part. We're not in a HOA.  
[41:36] We're towards the outskirts. We're Ricky used to live here. How do you feel about a pickle  

## [41:40] Bucket-flip pickles & post-Halloween thrift decor

[41:43] from? I know that weird kids would grab a pickle. Yep. Take a little fork out and then go and  
[41:49] don't even make him grab with her hands, get in that jar and then bucket flip pickles.  
[41:56] This place is super creepy, dude, but I love pickles.  
[42:04] Love it. That's so, and you know, you know, I look at decorations. I mean, yeah, wait till after  
[42:11] Halloween. You got to get in the post Halloween loop and then you're in your Pryles.  
[42:15] Oh, totally. And if you hit up, I mean, my goodness,  
[42:18] we got so many of ours that good will. Yeah and they're like brand friggin new. Well,  
[42:23] a lot of them even had price tags on them still, you know, you know, yeah. All right,  

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